People I Want to Be Started when a few of my friends and I were at the store buying stuff to mix drinks. When walking towards the check out, we saw this guy that was about 5 feet tall with what looked like a blonde bowl cut. When we saw his back, he had a 3 foot long straight mullet in the back.

Holy shit. I’ve seen weird people before, but this was awesome. I immediately blurted out “I want to be that guy!” That’s somebody I’d like to be.